swoovily swoovelers

People that steal your shit at the nocturnal camp grounds

Why how dare those swoovily swoovelers ,steal my jargons , and knit picky me , during their frickity frackity black jack!!

by Jargons , that are very knit p September 18, 2023

slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

Finna Get Swooped

Someone who has a feeling their girlfriend/boyfriend is about to be finessed by another person.

Joe: Max I almost got my girl swooped by that one guy
Max: You’re Finna Get Swooped

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018

Snarted a snooger

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.

I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

by Chachi Comachi February 27, 2025