seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.

If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.

by Sazdogg November 16, 2013

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021

The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.

That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit

by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023

Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.

Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.

by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009

monkey in a bananna suit

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010

Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010