by rodwave's left cheek January 11, 2025
by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017
The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
by Allcity82 January 12, 2022
To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
by peppichino69 May 22, 2024
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 07, 2024
Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.
Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024