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Flirt Squirt

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"
by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
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laugh squirts

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017
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little squirt

by rosegang February 9, 2022
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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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squirt

what u call ur momma
by DylanBurtoftDictionary May 10, 2018
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Creampie Squirt

by EddieBrock5 March 19, 2024
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