A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
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Get the Throne Soda mug.A ‘Wisconsin Soda’ is a common term in Wisconsin for beer. Aptly named such due to the fact that Wisconsin is the Drinking Capitol of America, and Wisconsinites down beer like it’s soda.
“I shouldn’ta drank all those Wisconsin Sodas at that tailgate before the game. GO PACK GOOO”
“Hey Tyler, when you’re done shotgunning yours, you wanna hand me a Wisconsin Soda?”
“Hey Tyler, when you’re done shotgunning yours, you wanna hand me a Wisconsin Soda?”
by TheFroggster January 16, 2026
Get the Wisconsin Soda mug.Free-flowing alcohol during work trips that hits different because corporate is paying. It’s that specific type of drunk you get when your company pays for drinks during business travel—the combination of expense accounts, hotel proximity to the bar, and peer pressure from colleagues leads to overindulgence—characterized by lowered inhibitions due to zero financial consequences and the weird social dynamics of drinking with coworkers in a soulless hotel bar 800 miles from home. Side effects include attempting to pack your suitcase at 3am, discovering you’ve been wearing your conference lanyard for 72 hours straight, and wondering if you’ve actually left the conference/hotel building complex since check-in.
Tyler: “Why are there three empty bottles of Stella and a half eaten room service burger in your bathroom sink?”
Jason: “Marriott Sodas, my friend. Marriott Sodas. Anyways, are you also having trouble connecting to the company VPN? I gotta get the updated SOW terms to the team in India by 3am.”
Jason: “Marriott Sodas, my friend. Marriott Sodas. Anyways, are you also having trouble connecting to the company VPN? I gotta get the updated SOW terms to the team in India by 3am.”
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