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shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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Stepped On Skittle

a word made up by @lilmantok (TikTok)
Someone was hating on lil man and he decided to call that person a Stepped On Skittle and had the whole batty fish squad, creasing
A hater: brum accent sucks
lilmantok : stfu u Stepped On Skittle
by 125._.hxpe.x May 7, 2020
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skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.
Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!
by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024
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