sir

black

hey there sir did you get darker today? I can't see you, you turned the lights off.

by Crusadus May 29, 2025

Sir Galahadn't

What da always-a-virgin knight really should have been called.

As he'd sworn off of any romantic relationships, Sir Galahadn't must have been really struggling with his emotions whenever he rescued a damsel in distress.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sir Orbit

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention his super nice!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

sir grump

Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.

by Evil ZsiZsi August 31, 2017

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

Sir Pith-a-lot

For the sake of being pithy, Sir Pith-a-Lot shortens everything, often disregarding proper nouns.

“There is no “I” in Leonardo da Vinc” - Sir Pith-a-Lot

by ezalg December 18, 2013

Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart

Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple

by PounderProductions July 9, 2025