samuel

penis

samuel is a penis

by wuebeidnwgosndien November 21, 2021

Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019

James Samuel Gallegos Jr

James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.

Dang is that James Samuel Gallegos Jr rizzing up halo!

by fartgot September 21, 2022

Samuel

The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.

Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by SamNITO May 7, 2017

Samuel

A man with an extremely large penis (12 inches)

He is very confident and walks with a limp.

Look at that confident man with a limp.

Definitely a Samuel.

by Jules Lee November 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is such a nice, caring person, he’s always there if u need him. And he has such good looks!!

samuel is such a cutie!

by yahyahx.3 April 9, 2025

Samuel

Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.

Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!

by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021