crab salad 

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

crab salad by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Egg Salad 

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

Egg Salad by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022

conch salad 

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

conch salad by Mattinho August 1, 2006

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad 

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and very similar to ass to mouth.

"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009

salad dodger

an over weight person

salad dodger by jason brown December 9, 2002

Taco Salad 

While munching on a girls snatch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her asshole and toss her salad at random intervals.

"I decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. I slipped my tounge down into her bum and gave her a taco salad.."

Taco Salad by _pX_ June 25, 2004

tossing salad 

the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation

I was going to toss Sporty's salad but as I went down he had a dingleberry, so I stopped.

tossing salad by C man January 19, 2003