Torture Salad

Verb: The act of enducing harm onto someone using multiple forms either physically, emotionally, or both.

Before they crucified Jesus, the romans put him through quite the torture salad.

by Astellaria August 30, 2020

Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.

-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."

by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017

Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

by bussboii November 22, 2017

Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.

Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad

by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016