I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

thats what tommyinnit said

a catchphrase that makes you want to die

person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"

by cucksucker3000 May 6, 2021

Said

He is a motherfucker that tries to get girls but fails saits are mostly ugly ass niggas

OMG your such a Said

by okbitchnierasssaid October 7, 2019

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

That's what she said!

A joke from the office. its when someone hears a simple phrase but could be interpreted as in a sexual way, then they say "that's what she said"

Guy 1: this looks huge!

Guy 2: That's what she said!

by ThatGuyWhoAddsIronicDefinition May 14, 2020

That’s what she said

A sexual innuendo to turn things that are innocent into horny jokes.

Guy 1: Just shove it into the hole!
Guy 2: That’s what she said.
Guy 3: Slow down, it’s not gonna fit!
Guy 4: That’s what she said.

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025