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titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.
Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!
by Pedropolis February 28, 2017
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sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.
When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.
by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013
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Sad baby

A baby that's sad
"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."
by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021
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Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
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Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.
I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.
by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017
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sad truth

Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.

The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
by MaSh92587 August 8, 2004
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sad bitch

when your getting clowned by a guy who is getting sent off to military school
i’m a sad bitch won’t see him for a while!
by martyfarty November 18, 2019
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