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snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.
The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".
by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013
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Rag Nut

When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.
"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"
by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019
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bare rags

a lot of rags, in reference to clothing that you wear at home and not in public.
by singth June 22, 2009
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bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.
"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"
by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005
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Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.
My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.
by beerstudk February 8, 2010
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boob rags

Small, wet towels used to cool boobs and absorb underboob sweat.
Girl, you need some boob rags in this heat!
by Girl721 July 9, 2017
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hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin
Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag
by steelmen21 August 4, 2010
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