drunk pete

A euphemism for anal sex.

Dude, you need to drunk pete that hoe.

by Drunk Pete January 14, 2008

Peter

Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile

Man I Wish I Could Be Like Peter!

by Redsoxfan! September 14, 2010

Stinky Pete

A character on the cartoon SeaLab 2021. Stinky Pete is a seal who says ah cha cha cha...delicious.

"We'll play with our pet seal, Stinky Pete!!"

by Jen October 15, 2003

peter griffin

The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004

peter

might be a litle bit overconfident

peter is a litle bit overconfident

by gaybuster November 20, 2018

Peter parker

The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.

Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework

by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019

Pervy Pete

Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register.

"I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatch”



“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”





Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”

Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”





Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”

Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”





Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”

Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”





Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”

Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”





“Hey man did you just fart?”

“No, pete just came in”





Pete: “I love my mum”

Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”





Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”

Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”





Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”

Translation: “BATH TIME!”





Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”

Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.


Pete: “I love Halloween”

Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”

by Hob Knobs August 11, 2008