Philadelphia

A city in Southeastern Pennsylvania that is extremely awesome. The Non-Philadelphians think this city is like hell but it beats out any city, period. It's got the best desserts (Tastykakes), the best sandwiches (Philly Cheesesteaks that are HOAGIES, not subs), the best pretzels, water ice (that's pronounced WOOTER ICE!), and the most awesome places to go to!

The United States got its Independence from Britain on July 4, 1776 in Independence Hall in Philadelphia. There are many historical places to go to including the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall.

"The City of Brotherly Love" is home to the most awesome sports including the awesome football team called the Eagles, the "phantastic" baseball team called the Phillies, the passionate basketball team called the 76ers, a.k.a the Sixers, and the orangest hockey team called the Flyers. Those stupid Non-Philadelphians call us the "worst fans," but most of them haven't been here. If they did, they would know we were the best!

Philadelphia has many nicknames.
-Philly
-City of Brotherly Love
-City that Loves You Back
-The Best City Ever
-The Coolest City Ever
-The Tastiest City Ever
-The City that is so Awesome than NO other City can Compare!

PHILADELPHIA IS BEASSSST!

by Fabio Fobbs February 5, 2012

FKK (Philadelphia Community College)

Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.

Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!

by maddstterr5555 April 12, 2010

The Stinky Philson

When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska

He gave the Tabby The Stinky Philson

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Philadelphia Flapjack

n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.

Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!

by natedogg101 March 11, 2009

Philadelphia Skyscraper

When a guy stands on top of the bed post and makes the girl stand under him while he cums. He then proceeds to shoot his cum up in the air and into her mouth imitating someone jumping off a philadelphia skyscraper.

Guy 1- "dude how was your bitch last night?...whats her name drew?"
Guy 2- "it was so good i made her suck me so hard that i had to climb up and give her an old fashioned Philadelphia skyscraper"

by JackMeOff810 July 25, 2011

uncle phil

The best uncle EVER. Every other uncle that thinks they are better is a f**k ni**a. He is buy many blacks and celebs.

"First things first, rest in peace Uncle Phil " J-Cole No Role Modelz
"Boy we do this s**t for real; all them boys in my will all them boys is my Wills (will smith) if anything happen to pop than I got you like Uncle Phil" Drake 5AM in Toronto

by ovothebest88 June 7, 2017

phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

by PDaniel February 22, 2011