webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

by wangodango August 21, 2012

crash the party

Attend a party without being invited. You just show up. It may be a party thrown by someone you know or a complete strangers house. Sometimes people don't mind that you came to their party, but sometimes, your presence will be unwelcome and you may be asked to leave. The fun of it is you don't know until you get there what the reaction will be. If you crash the party, be ready to accept the consequences.

Dude, there is a jamming party down the street! Let's go crash the party!

by Happy Go Lucky November 11, 2013

helicopter parent

A parent who hovers over their child, regardless of the child's needs or desires. An over protective parent who does not want their child to face any difficulty without their parent's help.

That kid's mom just went onto the field to check on his injury. All he did was slide into home. Think she's a helicopter parent??

by Iskid2astop April 7, 2009

party button

(noun)(slang)

Euphemism for a woman's clitoris.

Alisa went wild when I rubbed and licked her party button.

by TSully May 13, 2008

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

The Republican Party

Where Democracy has been led to die.

Hey man, do you feel like we are getting fucked out of our democracy?

Yes, the Republican party is committed to seeing it die.

Wow, that sucks. What can I do to stop that from happening?

Vote motherfucker.

by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019

Murder Party

When an unlikeable coworker is killed by the hand of another and everyone celebrates afterwards.

Bethany killed Tim from the accounting department today. The murder party went until the sun came up.

by Bubdog92 October 9, 2008