paint her white

To skeet repeatedly all over a womans body until she is coated in a thick layer of white seman.

Paint her white son you can do it.

i really painted that bitch white

by Dalton Adams October 6, 2006

white eye paint

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.

Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Painting da booty

When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.

Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.

Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.

Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.

by G-gazam November 7, 2013

paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her

by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020

paint job

Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.

I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job

by StraightTwisted January 16, 2016