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A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
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nothing

1- Without kinship (unrelated, nonrelated or not related) and without social bond at the same time.
2- An absence of anything, including empty space, brightness, darkness, matter, or a vacuum.
3- Not any thing; no thing.
4- Zero, zilch, empty, naught, null, nil, nothingness.
Nothing
by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
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It's nothing

It's BIG, don't push her, ask her if she is ok, if she says she is fine, uh oh...
Boy - What happened?
Girl - It's nothing

Boy - Ok... are you alright?
Girl - Ya, I'm fine
(She is not fine!)
by Nadia3721 October 30, 2023
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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nothing

what anyone is without sub-bots
Friend: "What do you mean by nothing?"
You: "That's what T-Series is, boi."
Friend: "Relatable."
by photosynthesiz April 21, 2019
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nothing

sarcastic for "i am doing dangerous stuff"
Mom: what are you doing johnny
johnny:smokes weednothing
by saaaaaaaaaaaansa April 2, 2020
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I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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