Make an Onion Cry

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows

"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"

by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023

jamal the onion lord

The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.

Praise Jamal!!! For he is the onion lord!!!
Jamal the onion lord: the god of the religion of Jalape

by Jenstentown January 11, 2017

ickle pickle onion

A term of endearment and affection towards a close friend, often used by a Weez!! :-)

Used as phatic talk

I love you my ickle pickle onion
I love you too my prude prune

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez July 3, 2006

liver and onions brawd

down to earth

She doesn't ask for much she is a liver and onions brawd.

by corvus808 July 7, 2009

french onion

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

by sjafhkjdfg May 21, 2011