Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
That one friend: yeah what color?
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