The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

by hiddendragon August 6, 2012

Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

Tru Deuces

An exclamation of frustration common among League of Legends and growing in popularity with other MOBA game communities. Frequently, it is used when one is unable to find a team to join.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.

LoL Player: "Hey, do you want to play League?"
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}

by MilitantCow August 29, 2016

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2

i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008