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Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009
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math ninja

–noun, plural -ja, -jas. a member of a modern society of mathematical agents, highly trained in stealth calculatons and number theory, who are hired for covert purposes ranging from solving the worlds problems to passing on their skills to the next generation.
by KSignell February 6, 2010
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Societal Ninja

Societal ninja (noun): an issue that caused great discourse in society. The issue was once at the very forefront of mainstream media’s attention, causing fierce debate and social divide along community lines; racial, religious, political, ethnic, gender and/or age. The issue is often deeply rooted in history and culture. Suddenly, the issue is gone without a trace from mainstream media; the key is there must be no resolution or majority acceptable action reached. The issue falls from the forefront of media often because another story breaks, acting as a ninja’s smoke bomb, and media never returns to the issue until it reappears as a result of the offenders actions-no more CNN or FOX headlines.
Example:
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?

Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.

Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.

Example:
Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
by Ean M. Williamssom March 16, 2019
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pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.
Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!
by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
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time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
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