belly nuts

In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.

1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.

and

2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.

It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.

"Holy shit! Look at the belly nuts on that lady!"

by OHC June 30, 2004

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

finna nut

When one is finna bust a big one

"I'm finna nut!"

by Werewj November 28, 2016

musty nuts

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.

After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Stretch nuts

An intimidating name to call somebody.

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!

by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010

nut to butt

Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).

I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.

by keeena January 14, 2008

rhinoceros nuts

Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.

That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019