Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...
by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023
Get the Cookie Gate mug.The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
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Get the Bilim gates mug.A type of threesome (MFF) named after the famous bridge. Two girls serve as "towers" while the man serves as the roadway. One girl is sitting on the guy's face -- or receiving cunnilingus -- while the other is riding the guy. They extend their arms out until their hands touch so it appears similar to the cabling of the bridge.
In order to revitalize America, my girls Holly and Cara decided to build a golden gate with Josh last night. And although Josh needs speech therapy because he was without oxygen for at least 4 minutes, Josh still has a smile on his face for showing the politicians how you really make America great. (Regrettably, Trump still wanted to piss all over it)
by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019
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Hym "BALDUR'S GATE 3! You have to buy it! It's fantastic! AND... You'll see the parallels. Between this and that (I mean). Or maybe it's just me... But YES! We'll do a campaign! I was just thinking about making a new character! I wanted to do a transgender Human Selûne War Cleric so I could see what kind of special dialogue you get with Shadowheart. YEEEEEEES BALDUR'S GAAAAAAAAATE!"
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Derived from the medieval tactic used by armies when attacking enemy castles
Derived from the medieval tactic used by armies when attacking enemy castles
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