tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020

Tomato munch

Eating a girl out on her period

Hey babe, I’m not afraid to get down and tomato munch. You in?

by TremblesAK August 21, 2020

tomato

the most awesome thing in the world

tomatos are yummy

by tomatolovererererererrerer June 14, 2021

Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018