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Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
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dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
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Scary Dump

When a girls dump (ass) is so big is scary.
"That girl got a scary dump. That shit scary fat."
by Yo girl kayla August 14, 2020
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Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.
After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.
by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017
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e-dump

To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.
Yeah I'll email her right now with the e-dump.
by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010
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Makoto Dump

When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi
Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"
by BluFireFox May 18, 2019
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killer dump

When one takes a severe shit. When one unloads a big pile of crap into a toilet,dirt or an out house.
Man i just took a killer dump yo. I think i may have lost a couple of pounds after that killer dump.
by dom martinez October 16, 2008
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