mouse

a plug of absorbent material with attached retrieval string used to contain menstrual flow, thus called for likeness to a mouse ie. short fat body; long, long tail. Pl. Mice

oh, heck! I'm on the rag and I've run out of mice. Can you lend me a mouse?

by sodaphine April 17, 2006

mouseatron

a person with mouse-like features and displays mouse like characteristics

when seeing someone in a corner unnecessarily eating cheese eg. at parties, one could comment "oh my god, you're such a MOUSEATRON"

by Adam Gould July 30, 2006

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

mouselifter

A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in IT-businesses.A mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.Instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: The Wii...sorry but that pussy-device is fucking ridculous. Move your butt to the nearest gym and grab some weights!

cool guy: Yo homie so what's your bench-press max?
mouselifter: ahhh well you know...i really have no time for that...work and the new GTA Vice City keep me way too busy.
cool guy: Oh yea, so you're the mouselifter kinda guy.

by Andre_1989 October 21, 2007

Mousel

All around the best person ever

the god of all gods is a Mousel

by the mr. incredible October 21, 2010

blue mouse balls

The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.

Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Mickey Mouse Faggotry

Something that is unlikely that happens at an opportune moment, generally benefits one person or party involved in the situation and would offend and upset the other persons or parties involved...

Guy 1: Hey me and Lisa are totally going on a date on Saturday!

Guy 2: Dude WTF! She totally told me she was busy this weekend, Knock it off with this Mickey Mouse Faggotry! Like seriously Bro. Take that magical Disney Horse Crap back to the Club House!!!

by Jawziemotto April 20, 2010