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monster

1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.
Daddy daddy! There's a monster under my bed!!!
Godzilla is a monster
by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004
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Monster Munch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.
As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009
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Monstercat

Born on July 1, 2011 (making them almost 6 years old as of March 14, 2017), and based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Monstercat is a record label that releases only electronic dance music (EDM) from artists like Tristam, Pegboard Nerds, Haywyre, Rogue, Grabbitz, etc.

Their genres are Trap, Drum & Bass (a.k.a. DnB), House, Progressive House, Tropical House, Electro, Bounce, Hard Dance, Hardcore, Happy Hardcore, Glitch Hop, 110BPM, Moombahton, Indie Dance, Nu Disco, Synthwave, Trance, Future Bass, Dubstep, Drumstep, Breaks, Chillout, RnB, and just plain old Electronic.
"Did you hear the new Monstercat song that came out on Wednesday?"
"I heard it on their podcast stream on Tuesday!"
by Nick Winz April 1, 2017
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Monster mash

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"
Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019
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rag monster

An annoying female who gives the impression that she is always on her period. They stomp around tutting all day, have mood swings constantly and will snap and cry at the slightest provocation. If you think you are currently seeing one of these ladies, get rid!
Neil: I can't take it anymore, she's doing my head in all the time, everyday.
Nigel: I warned you there'd be trouble with her, she's one of the biggest rag monsters I've had the misfortune of ever meeting!
by Nigel Fleming July 18, 2006
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sketch monster

Someone who is doing something wrong and is being obvious or looking guilty.
Somone is dealing crack in front of a cop. "look at that sketch monster!"
by carla and tracy November 13, 2007
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meth monster

Momentary hallucination induced by many days of no sleep while using amphetamines. Commonly witnessed by automobile operators driving long-distance road trips at night.
While tweaking and driving the truck driver said, "Oh Shit! Did you see that? Wait...it was only a meth monster."
by NW December 1, 2002
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