Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
by Xtecher April 25, 2022
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shit monke

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by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013
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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 01, 2010
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Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023
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drystic monk

A drystic monk is a follower in the finished work of the Cross. Drystic monks can be seen generally enjoying the presence of God with other drystic monks, or by themselves while drinking in the Glory of God.
That drystic monk over there must be completely out of their mind.
by SaintNothing December 11, 2018
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