Milf Appreciation Day

On March 22nd, a day just for the best mothers on earth..MILFS.

Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this wonderful day!

by milf.lover. March 22, 2021

National Milf day

May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her

Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day

by BlackWomanLover May 8, 2022

Milf hunter van

The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you

Person 1: look, here comes the milf hunter van

Person 2: I bet they have some milfs in there

by Reegan pussyman January 22, 2021

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp

Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO

by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021

MILF-O-Mania

A reunion of MILF's in one place.

"MILF-O-Mania is running wild!!!"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009