michael

ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste

“dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”

by frank ocean fan July 19, 2019

Michael

Nope

I hate Michael

by weed69 December 13, 2019

Michael

Bruno mars addict!

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!

by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.

The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets

by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020