Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"

Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!

by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020

Kobe

Dear of helicopters

I rlly don't like kobe

by Blackboyniggahater April 1, 2020

Kobe!

Someone yells “Kobe!” While or after making a hoop. It’s based off of the famous basketball player Kobe Bryant, aka “Black Mamba”. 🏀🕊

Daquan: *throws basketball to hoop* Kobe!

by Irrelevanttttt April 6, 2020

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

Kobe

When your doing something that involves a helicopter crashing

Me: My helicopter is crashing

My Teammates: Kobe

by MJisthegoat April 24, 2020

KOBE

a nigga

people used to throw a paper into the bin and say Kobe

jacky' see that Kobe'
tom' what a fuckin KOBE'

jacky'hes a dead man'
tom 'lets fuck his asshole KOBE'

by regressor May 2, 2020