a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!
buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010
Get the jailhouse joint mug.A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."
One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.
Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous
"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011
Get the Blood Joint mug.A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica
try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.
by lost1516 December 18, 2011
Get the Harmonica joint mug.1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
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Get the Bumb joint mug.The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014
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