Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression

1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.

by Ridgeford March 29, 2009

Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy" and "Cool Beans".
Originates from the Mid-West United States, particularly Iowa or Illinois.

Friend: "Heyo, I'm back with the pizzas!"
You: "Jazz Beans bro!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 13, 2021

ECM Jazz

A type of jazz music that is associated with the record label ECM. Common characteristics in ECM jazz is drawn out compositions and focus on atmosphere over melody, usually taking cues from other genres such as Classical or New Age.

Dude 1: When did you get all of these records?

Dude 2: It's all ECM Jazz, so I got it for a bargin.

by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024

Jazz

Jazz is the definition of depression

I can't stand Jazz, she is depression

by Shoosh_now August 30, 2021

Oz jazz

(noun) a genre of music that is comprised primarily of jazz components (e.g. instrumentation, improvisatory, etc.) but pulls in components of other genres (typically metal or electronica) that gives it a sound that would be at home in the fictional land of Oz.

The Bad Plus is an Oz jazz trio.

The Aussie band, The Necks, play Oz jazz.

by johnjoejim January 20, 2017