rent a cop

A fat worthless security guard who makes 7 $ an hour, usually has no gun becuase they can,t afford one, sits on a bench waiting for something exciting to happen. tries to act like he has higher authority then everyone else. but gets paid lower then minumim wage.
rent a cop hey you there stop running
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
by don,tshoveyourstickdownthre March 05, 2013
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cops and hippies

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by shitheads February 05, 2005
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Polish Cop

A cop that jumps on his whistle and blows his horse.
"Heyo!!! Eshtop There!!!"
by runner* July 24, 2004
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motor cop

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
by Urban Dictionary February 17, 2008
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Suicide-by-cop

1.) A lawful or unlawful killing of an individual that is done by a police officer.

2.) A term coined in the United States in 1976, to deliberately pass blame of murder/homicide from the actions of a police officer, to the actions of a citizen.
Hey, did you hear that Joe with the mental disorder committed suicide-by-cop?

No, what did he do?

Well, he called the police to defuse a scenario and they ended up shooting him several times instead.
by Trollerson April 10, 2021
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bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.
the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"
by cleo-baka-face September 10, 2009
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ginger cop

a police officer who has gingivitis (see ginger definition). may seem inferior as typical gingers do, but he usually ends up having a mighty oak in his fiery forrest.
:omg you slept with a ginger?! ew!!
:yah, but its okay, he was a ginger cop!
by erica van winkleman June 01, 2010
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