Religion I can get behind

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

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Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing

Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion

by L1l k June 5, 2021

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Religion

A system of beliefs that is followed by a mass of people. The most common religion is Christianity, which follows the Christian god. Many Christians will resort to the bible to help them get out of arguments for free. Cherry-picking the bible is also very common amongst Christians.

Person 1: I follow a religion.
Person 2: Cool! Which one?
Person 1: Christianity.
Person 2: Oh..

by Sciissor May 2, 2022

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Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.

Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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