jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022

elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Jarring

meaning annoying

hannahs so jarring

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxo February 15, 2022

JAR

Jose Alejandro Rosales Alias “El 08” “El Junior”

“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”

is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.

“Por Junior llevo el apodo” - Los alegres del Barranco / El Junior/ JAR

by cuervosierrai827 May 24, 2023

Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.

“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”

by G.Fitz May 28, 2022

Jar

A cylindrical glass container that can be used to display My Little Pony figurines and milk, among other things.

"W-why is Rainbow Dash in a jar?"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023