hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser June 29, 2010

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 15, 2019

we hit

you and a friend love having threesomes; down to have a threesome

Jake wanted to come over because he heard we hit

by Mayogb July 25, 2019

Greatest Hits

A CD that is released under almost every bands name. It supposedly contains the band's best material and often has a DVD with concerts, videos, interviews and such. Sometimes also released under the album name of "The Best Of."

I did a search for albums entitled "Greatest Hits" on MTV.com, but the page never loaded because there were so many results.

by blah April 22, 2005

Hit the table

Line up a couple of shots and hit it.

Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."

by Aobubblebutt June 06, 2014

Hit the dab

Hitting a dab, a type of concentrated thc oil.

"You're up anon. Gonna hit the dab or not?"

Anon never did hit the dab. He never recovered and died of ligma shortly after.

by HeilHonkler July 06, 2020

hitting the boys

the act of getting physically getting struck in the groin, or getting bad news at the worst time.

Jim: man i just got fired and found out my wife was cheating on me

ted: man thats gotta be hitting the boys hard.

by Grim Angel April 19, 2008