Canada's History 

An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.

Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!

Canada's History by someguy1234 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.

b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.

I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.

Canada's History by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010

canada's history 

A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.

Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.

canada's history by dyckie February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

..Waking up after a night in the woods, finding yourself naked next to a very large bear and having your ass REALLY hurt..

What a night... It was like it was Canada's History

Canada's History by Wassem February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.

I caught my mom researching Canada's History...I think i'm blind.

Canada's History by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex position that involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

I totally did a Canada's History in the igloo last night with that polar bear.

Canada's History by JDFIRES42 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of pleasuring one's partner with a pair of moose antlers, while defecating on their face after having consumed a gallon of maple syrup.

I tried "Canada's History" with her last night, it was shitty.

Canada's History by stoogel February 4, 2010