helmet game

A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.

“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”

by uhhhhsil November 2, 2023

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

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《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Plot helmet

When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt

"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Silthom August 13, 2021

nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011