helmet game

A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.
“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”
by uhhhhsil November 03, 2023
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Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.
by Gay Lee January 28, 2009
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sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.
Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.
by caboosesam September 03, 2022
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boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 03, 2021
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Roman Helmet

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!
by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
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