i have no flock

I'm a time waster!

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"

by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017

i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017

Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.

I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.

by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018

The Kev Flock

The one and only Kevin that make YouTube videos. Sometimes, he disappears for a while, but He continues the vlogs soon after.

Person: yo I was watching The Kev Flock yesterday, and it almost made me puke

Person 2: are you crazy?! That dude is the best YouTube ever!

by Anonymous typed who watches tv December 24, 2019

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification

A boss in Block Tales, being a blue genie. When the player found a Bottled Ship, Flocci Will come out granting 2 wishes, the first wishes failed for some reason. Flocci allowed the redo the wishes, so the player ask for a Bottled Ship. Which Flocci doesnt allow because thats his home, starting a boss battle. After the boss fight, Flocci gave you the Bottled Ship. Running away and not granting your second wishes. In the Temple of the Red Sun, the player alongside Calypso found a shovel. Being Flocci new home, he denied the player wishes for the shovel. After some argument, he gave you the shovel and decided to explore the outside world.

Player: I wish for a Bottled Ship!

The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification: Dude that's my home.

by DESTROYAHHHHHH March 12, 2026

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016