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fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").
Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.
by JakobTTx January 28, 2010
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8 Flags

Going to 6 Flags while high
yo! lets go to 8 flags
by A.TjimiMADDIE August 17, 2010
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shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006
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flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
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Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.
by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009
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flapster

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.
Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.
by shesmymother July 25, 2009
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flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.
Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.
by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013
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