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A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Ethan mug.A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007
The original quote as it appeared:
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"
by Gregg P October 23, 2007
Get the ethanol-head mug.A VERY SEXY, very hunk of a man that will turn your whole world dark just by the quickest glance of his BEAUTIFUL face and personality, Not to mention his jaw dropping features such as his smile, beatiful hazel eyes, dark beautiful hair, a jawline that could grate cheese, and a body carved from the God himself.
Girl 1:Hey uhmm... Whose that dude over there he looks mesmerizing.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
by SNALOD December 20, 2017
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That Ethan is such an asshole
by Wizard stuff September 14, 2018
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