by J. A. T. C. O. November 23, 2019

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023

Jeff: Sup
Me: nm chilling
Jeff <AUTO-REPLY> : brb, ran up to 3rd floor quick...
Me: ARRR!!!
Me: whats with this drive by IM'ing?
Me: nm chilling
Jeff <AUTO-REPLY> : brb, ran up to 3rd floor quick...
Me: ARRR!!!
Me: whats with this drive by IM'ing?
by kash_04 May 21, 2011

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.
This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.
by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020

Right before your about to cum you get on a razor scooter and skrrt past your girlfriend and cumshot into her mouth.
by Goob The Senate November 2, 2020
