Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.

While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.

by Fellow Goomba June 24, 2014

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2

i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008