cereal

Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.

John, 5'3", just dunked the basketball.

Jenny, " Are you super cereal?!"

by Mr. Loggins March 5, 2009

cereal

The way people with no friends say the word "serious. "

Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends

by jimmy boy85 December 7, 2009

cerebral moment

It's when you go into a deep thought. And you feel isolated from the world. That's a true thought, which allowed you to get a direct answer from the brain.
When a complete stranger walks up to you and say something in relationship to what you were thinking about. When you had a cerebral moment.

I had a cerebral moment when a complete stranger read my mind.

When someone read your mind. ( Wow do you live in my head).

by Sista, sista March 17, 2014

cereal box

A name for a girl that has no breasts

John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box

by Master_Otto September 28, 2019

Cereal

It's not soup, shut the fuck up

"Is cereal soup?"
"Go fuck yourself"

by POTUS Official December 26, 2021

For cereal?!

A COOLER way of saying "FORREALZ?" Other forms of the expression is "Cereally?" and "OMGFORCEREAL?"
When you say it, you usually jump up and down and make flailing arm movements.

"I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!"
"OMGFORCEREAL?!?!"
"wow. you just ruined my win by saying that."

(teenage girl)"SO I WAS LIKE "FOR CEREAL?!" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEEEE-YUHHH!!" THEN I WAS LIKE "OHMAHGAH!!!"

by Cassizzle:D August 21, 2010

Green Cereal

This is when the nasty Blue Waffle doesn't get treated. It starts to ooze green slime with chucks of skin.

I ate Alisa out the other night, but I think she has the case of the Green Cereal

by MrKnowEverything April 19, 2011