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Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch
Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes
by David horse man December 3, 2022
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carrot

orang.

carrot am orang.
Carrot am orang. - steve jobs
by Cheesy Weezor July 27, 2020
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Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.
Hey, I found a dead carrot!
by MrMeow November 21, 2017
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Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017
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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
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Carrot

You are a carrot.
by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020
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