Fuck me boots

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.

Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"

by thuringian August 6, 2009

mexican boots

like texas boots with long sharp toes & ( high heels )

I use my mexican boots to trap cockroches. With point'd toes place on back legs of cockroches use hand scoopum up.

In mexico we wear mexican boots to bed. U ask WHY??
Becuase the mexican water bugs are so big we just kickum out of bed with our boots..

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

Lesbian Boots

boots that a girls would wear to show uncontrolable affection for rach others vaginas

dude look, ufb got the lesbian boots on today

by thbougemaster May 7, 2009

nice boots

saying a women has nice boobs, because boots sounds like "boobs"

GUY: Hey nice boots
girl: uh thanks
guy: she's got no idea

by deand28 January 13, 2011

Boomsakatoit

A word that is commonly expressed while under the influence of magical mushrooms.

I was eating some shrooms, looking at the face on the moon, and all i could say was "Boomsakatoit".

by Kevin Morales December 20, 2006

white boots

Ejaculating/jizzing/sperming/shooting/releasing/splooging upon the feet.

I gave that girl some white boots last night after I bought her a lobster dinner.

After the lobster dinner, peanut butter snacks, and the triplesec butthole, I knew I was in for some quality white boots.

by triplemama March 13, 2014

Pen Boots

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014