blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day

by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Kick a Blonde Day

The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.

by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

blonde mafia

A group of blondes that date rich white guys that think They are better they are defintley wansters.

The brunette know as Lori kicked the blonde mafia's ass.

by Lori( Catleania) May 3, 2007

skinny blonde girl

A blonde girl, who's skinny. Also the subject of a song by strong bad, AKA God.

Circles
She's spinning me around in circles again
Oh, that skinny blonde girl
Something about the ages
I failed college algebra again
That skinny blonde girl
And the circles and the ages and the ages

by Afakaz October 22, 2003