Bear Vision

A sort of way at looking at girls that has effected UC Berkeley students for years. Because their girls are so ugly, girls who really aren't that hot at all, suddenly seem really hot because you haven't seem a hot one in years.

Dude #1: "I think I like Julie, she's really smart and good looking"
Dude #2: "Dude you totally have some narly bear vision, we need to go to LA pronto"

by Thizz212 November 5, 2007

daddy bear

A gay male, usually 40+, who is considered attractive in both a dad type way and a bear type way. The man is typically very hairy, larger in stature but not muscular, bald or balding and comes off as fatherly and commanding. He usually has a beard of some sort, possibly tattoos and is out and proud. He will most always seek a younger gay male as his partner and variations of the relationship can form based on the interests or desires of the men involved.

Kurt shaved his head today after his daddy bear, Pete, instructed him to do so.

by baldbigdaddybearpete March 10, 2018

Bear Forced

Being man-raped by a group of four gay New Zealanders.

I should probably walk you home. This is the exact kind of neighborhood in which you could get bear forced.

by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

Ring Bear

An actual bear or person dressed as a bear designated to present rings at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding was when the ring bear mauled the Maid of Honor.

by MPHII November 1, 2011

Stare Bear

Someone who has a staring problem.

God, look at that stare bear over there what do you think she is looking at.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Beach Bear

A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.

"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.

by luckieb88 January 2, 2012